It's probably because I couldn't read the Japanese on the approximately 113 pages-- to date-- of cautionary notices, hand washing procedures, gargling instructions, and temperature-taking schedules that have been put on my desk at school. These have come from my principal, my school nurse, my supervisor, the board of education in my city, the prefectural board of education, the national board of education, local and national health agencies. Repeat again and again and again. I really wish I had realized at the beginning that this was gonna turn into national mayhem, then I would have saved and bound these documents as evidence. Even though American, Australian, and Canadian summer home stay programs for jr. high school students were canceled city (nation??) wide...even though 9th graders' trips to Kyoto (where there were three (THREE!) confirmed cases of the flu) were postponed-- some just 12 hours before departure, after the luggage had already been sent...despite everyone gargling more than usual (well maybe that's just me...everyone else already seems to gargle on a regular basis)...even though there's antibacterial gel in every classroom and at the entrance of every grocery store now...despite the 5-day-long quarantines of Assistant Language Teachers who've gone home to Canada and Singapore (which at the time didn't even have a single case of Swine Flu!), LOTS of people are still getting sick. Honestly, I think the hundreds of thousands of yen that have been spent creating, printing, copying, and distributing all those Shingata Influenza notices could have been spent much more effectively. There's still no decent soap in the school bathrooms. I mean, it's great that antibacterial gel is now being supplied, but why can't we just get some soap? It's so backwards. That stuff is supposed to be used as the "next best thing" when soap and water are not available. The manufacturers who make that 60% alcohol hand sanitizer have just hit the jackpot in Japan. Move over hanging-nets-of-slimy-soap-bars! You've got competition! Although, it would be most advantageous to create a partnership, because the antibacterial gel is probably needed most immediately after touching the soap nets.
I felt very loved today when my assistant principal took the initiative to find a doctor near my apartment for me and then had the school nurse make me an appointment and then sent a teacher to my house to pick me up and take me to the appointment. :) It was so nice to feel cared-for. Apparently she also told the teacher who came to get me, "Mya is dying." Whaaaat?! Unbelievable!
Well, I am sure you aren't feeling that great, but you amazingly still look cute, even with a flu mask on. :) Hope you feel better very soon, I will say a prayer for recovery. Bless you!
ReplyDeleteWell Mya, I know you always like to have days off but getting a hold of the pig flu is not a good thing to do. I do hope you feel better and you kick all them pig germs to the curb.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day and get well soon. Do love the mask...it is a fashion statement of sorts! I am sure you would do well sporting it here in Colorado. Love you, Dad
Hilarious! Not so funny that you're sick, but funny that YOU, miss germ freak, of all people, got the swine flu! Lol. Love you and hope you're feeling better! (C.Ross)
ReplyDeleteMya. You are not dying. Don't be dramatic. ; )
ReplyDeleteRules for Swine Flu:
DO NOT TOUCH PIGS.
DO NOT TALK TO PIGS.
DO NOT EAT PIGS IN A BLANKET.
DO NOT MICROWAVE PIGS IN A BLANKET.
DO NOT MANUFACTURE BLANKETS.
DO NOT USE BLANKETS.
DO NOT TOUCH OR INHALE COTTON OR COTTON BYPRODUCTS.
DO NOT WEAR COTTON.
DO NOT WEAR CLOTHING.
DO NOT MOP YOUR CEILING.